Based on the monitoring our group runs (because although we don't maintain source control, we have no evidence anyone ever monitors such things), it's been down for 6 hours.
I contacted the IT Service Desk, who then asked me how many people were affected by a company-wide outage of our source control.
I just... don't understand.
(Yes, it's 8am on a Saturday. And I wanted to check on my freaking builds that I had set up to kick off for the weekend. I didn't realize that what I expected to be a 10 minute checkin would become another case of the massive stupidity I deal with on a day to day basis; usually weekends are the times when things *aren't* as broken.)