So Jess, my little wildflower you, put on something comfortable and
slinky, recline on the bed, writhe sexily for me, and let me regale
you with my latest lecture on Hot, Flaming Death. Enjoy the ride,
-- alt.tasteless: What is Napalm Anyway?
Ah well. I suppose I'll have to survive without ever acting as her teacher as to what Napalm *really* is.
(Mood much improved, by the way. I spent most of the afternoon dealing with various Very Annoying phone calls regarding some paperwork I had filled out for work, in addition to getting into an argument with our sysadmins, at the end of a long couple weeks, and I was emotionally tapped out.)
ETA: My "amused" mood icon isn't actually laughing. I know that one of these mood icons has a little guy laughing, moving up and down, but I guess he's not in my mood icon set :(