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Is Mario male?
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crschmidt
"How do you know Mario is a guy? Have you seen him without the pants?"
"I'm pretty sure Mario has no tits."
"Maybe he binds!"

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I once proposed that Link is actually a very masculine Lesbian. Zelda II helps a lot with this. The initial sword is somewhat fleshcolored and could therefore be a dildo.

He's too fat to bind, you can't flatten them that much! Luigi, maybe.

Also, the fact that they've always been the Mario Brothers lends some credibility to his maleness.

Also, Bob Hoskins would make a really ugly woman.

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