Kristan's response was something along the lines of "Pfft. Who cares. What your style needs is dwarf hamsters. *Then* I'd care."
So I went out and got a Dwarf Hamster (image). He now sits in the upper right corner of my journal, looking down on me whenever I'm on a page in my style. His name is Small-ey, because he is small.
That is why, if you look at my journal, there is a dwarf hamster watching you.