![]() | VoicePost 162K 0:46 | “I just got laid. *breathing* Yeah, that's right. Back seat of a volkswagon, and I just got laid. *breathing* I'm lying on Jessica right now and *breathing* I told her that if I was *breathing* a really big LiveJournal Dork *breathing* that I should call, and make a phone post saying I got laid. *breathing* This post is private because most of my friends wouldn't give a shit about hearing this, but *breathing* I have a filter for things like that. *breathing* Yeah, I'm breathing hard. You know why? Cause I just got laid. *breathing* So. I just figured you all *breathing* might want to know that. I'm *breathing* nowhere near a computer because I"m 20 miles from Jess' house *breathing* in the backseat of a car. *breathing* Like Jess said, "I feel so high school." That's about it.” Transcribed by: multiple users |
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candy
At our old house, we always ran out of candy, so I live in perpetual fear of it. At this house, we were totally ghost town one year, and we ran out…
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Projects
Overall, I have a handful of projects I'm working on. - Livestream Alerts: Website for generating alerts during Livestreams. Most recent work:…
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sigh, humans
For the last 36 hours, I have been unreasonably upset by the simplest, stupidest things that people do. Why can't people just be more smart and less…