 | VoicePost 162K 0:46 | “I just got laid. *breathing* Yeah, that's right. Back seat of a volkswagon, and I just got laid. *breathing* I'm lying on Jessica right now and *breathing* I told her that if I was *breathing* a really big LiveJournal Dork *breathing* that I should call, and make a phone post saying I got laid. *breathing* This post is private because most of my friends wouldn't give a shit about hearing this, but *breathing* I have a filter for things like that. *breathing* Yeah, I'm breathing hard. You know why? Cause I just got laid. *breathing* So. I just figured you all *breathing* might want to know that. I'm *breathing* nowhere near a computer because I"m 20 miles from Jess' house *breathing* in the backseat of a car. *breathing* Like Jess said, "I feel so high school." That's about it.” Transcribed by: multiple users |
- Phone Post:
crschmidt- November 24th, 2003
Sex filter. if you recently opted out, you haven't been removed yet, i'll get on that, i'm sorry. behind the lj-cut you will find the biggest reason that I am a livejournal dork ever.
I giggled madly. Because you were breathing hard.
And then I went, "Oh my god, one of my best friends is the biggest dork ever."
But that's why I love you. Yay dorkiness. ^^
You know, I can't tell from your reply page whether or not the post actually is friends only or not. I thought you'd screwed up and made it public. ^^ You should fix that or something.
Somehow I think I've mentioned that to you before. Hmm.
Oh, and of course, yay for getting laid. ;) Is the back of the volkswagen like mallrats claims?
You know, the only way you could possibly top this now is to PhonePost whilst you're getting laid...
OH MY GOD CHRIS WOULD BE MY HERO
*** chrisMobile has joined #lj_cyber
< pezstar> The first thing you do after you have sex is NOT to post a breathy journal entry about it. That's fucking great
* bobob snickers
< chrisMobile> Jess says the still lover me.
< chrisMobile> Loves.
< bobob> that'll be me when i get laid
< bobob> swear to god
< pezstar> Chris, if you were a REAL livejournal dork, you would have posted that WHILE you were getting laid.
< pezstar> POSER
I WOULD DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT
...*DEAD*
IN A CAR?
OMFG *DEAD*
now.... how the heck do i get to listen to these phone posts? I wanna hear the breathing!
I think I'm going to try to remember to do this.