There is a vehicle outside the store this week, filled with rubber duckies. You guess how many are in there (1984 is my guess) and if you get it right or close you win the car.
A lady sees the car parked next to the store. Asks why it's there. Comedy ensues.
Customer: "Hey, why is that car there?"
Me: "Well, it's filled with ducks. What you do is look at the car, see how many ducks are in it, and fill out an entry form and you can win the car. It's related to the duck race they're doing in elgin in a few weeks."
C: *concerned look* "But... aren't they hot?"
She didn't realize they were rubber duckies. I mean, i didn't say it... but real ducks? in a car?