I have reading to do for class.
So, I will go outside. I will read my reading, while laying outside, while wearing my LJ shirt. Some cute girl will notice the cute guy wearing an LJ shirt, and ask for my username.
She will be a hottie, with a sweet ass. And then I will follow the instructions listed at this place, courtesy of sarah_mascara.
And just in case that actually happens? To the hottie with the sweet ass: I'm not really planning on doing that, so if it happens, don't think I was like... planning it.
Now, out into the real world.